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Mid Lvl IMINT FMV Coll. Req. Mgr. TS/SCI, 85K +($4500 BONUS), AFG

Job Title: Mid- Lvl IMINT Full Motion Video (IMINT/FMV) Collection Requirements Manager Grab your MLB glasses from Best Buy or Newegg and get down on some CADRG.. Make sure to wear the nitrile gloves when working with FalconView, it gets dusty.. If you switch between networks on the KVM make sure its not while Coliseum is open or you get the blue screen.. Salary: $85k ( 106k if over 330 days https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/foreign-earned-income-exclusion-physical-presence-test ) 120 Day Bonus of $4500 to new hires Details: The employee must start CRC no later […]

Mid-Lvl Assist. Spec. Sec. Advisor, TS/SCI, 66K+($4500 BONUS), AFG

Job Title: Assistant Special Security Advisor Break out the NISPOM binder, (Make sure you have weight belt, knee wraps and a spotter) before pulling off the shelf.  Open to DCID 1/12 and put the kettle bell on the opposing page..   As people walk in to ask you a question, point to the binder and watch them debride their shoulder on the edge of your cube trying to get out of there like they are escaping a den of attacking pit vipers..  Keep close hold to the DIA M-1 as it has Mike Vicker’s signature and he can play chess against 4 […]

Sen, CyberIntel Specialist, TS/SCI, $150K+, DC Metro

Job Description: To assist and consult on research matters requiring USG coordination of information and responses to malign foreign influence campaigns, including propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation; To enable and assist in a Research Effort in identifying organizations or networks of individuals affiliated or collaborating with the Foreign Government  or proxies of said Foreign Gov in the United States or European allies and partners; To enable and facilitate coordination and collaboration with the Research Organization’s designated senior officials to better integrate strategic […]

Sen. Research Integration Mgr., TS/SCI, $150K, DC Metro

Job Description: To assist and consult on matters requiring interagency coordination of information and responses to malign foreign influence campaigns, including propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation; To enable and assist in a Research Effort in identifying organizations or networks of individuals affiliated or collaborating with the Foreign Government  or proxies of said Foreign Gov in the United States or European allies and partners; To enable and facilitate coordination and collaboration with the Research Organization’s designated senior officials to better integrate strategic […]

Maritime Boat Ops, $112K Base+30% uplift, Djibouti City, SECRET

Location: Djibouti City Period of Performance: 1 base year, plus 4 option years Salary: The BASE pay, before uplifts is $112K The post Hardship differential in Djibouti is currently 30% also paid  housing, mobilization/mobilization and R&R trips. Benefits, including Paid time off, also included.  Works 6 days a week/ 8 hours per day. Former SWIC fits the quals perfectly.. REQUIRED PERSONNEL QUALIFICATIONS: must meet all of these quals a. Ten (10) years’ uniformed experience in surface maritime domain with the United States Navy or United States Coast Guard. b. […]

Junior-Level GEOINT Imagery Analyst, TS/SCI, $80K, Iraq

Title: Junior-Level GEOINT Imagery Analyst After 2 years experience of doing this in uniform get paid double what you were making as an E5 to wear permethrin doused 5.11’s and skip Mefloquine Monday’s to hop on a 767 out of BWI and hit the bar scene in IZ..  pull up bars, Hoohah bars at the back of the AHA from ’01, local welded bar bells from ’04, USO Juice bars, and rare MISO butter bars.. Salary: $80,000($100k if over 330 days: https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/foreign-earned-income-exclusion-physical-presence-test) Work Location:  Iraq Minimum Required Qualifications […]

Mid- Lvl IMINT Full Motion Video (IMINT/FMV) Collection Requirements Manager, TS/SCI, $85K +(BONUS), AFG

Job Title: Mid- Level IMINT Full Motion Video (IMINT/FMV) Collection Requirements Manager Throw on your MLG Glasses, put a towel in the chair, bring 2 chilled Rip-Its, Turn the Lights down low, throw the screen protector on, and bring your face about 6 inches from the screen..  If you are accustomed to doing this not once, twice, but at least three times a day and feel no shame.. Grab your SF312 and a Visa and get ready for Quality Computer time at least 10X a day..  watch and evaluate every pixel as your short term memory stacks up with image […]

►BACK OPEN◄ All-Source Intelligence Analyst – Fusion Focus, TS/SCI, 100K+, Kuwait

Job Title: All-Source Intelligence Analyst – Fusion Focus If you have done intel ‘fusion’ and still have a clearance, green badge or a rep better than the helpdesk.. You are both a scholar and a gentleperson and are very likely qualified to negotiate the Palestine / Israel talks or somewhat likely to qualify for this position. Salary: $100,000($125k if over 330 days: https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/foreign-earned-income-exclusion-physical-presence-test) Work Location: Kuwait, 12-month deployment Security Clearance: TS/SCI Minimum Requirments  Education […]

Mid-level Counter Intelligence Support Specialist, TS/SCI, $80K+(BONUS), AFG

Job Title: Mid-level Counter Intelligence Support Specialist You: why were you digging along the road by where you live Isafraz: I keep my other cell phone there because my brother won’t let me in his house with it You: why is that? Isafraz: The signal makes him nervous and sick You: whys that Isafraz: The ingredients he cooks with may cook all of the sudden.. You: I see.. well, this Rip-It’s for you Salary:  $80,000 ($100k if over 330 days: https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/foreign-earned-income-exclusion-physical-presence-test) 120 Day Bonus […]

Mid-Level All-Source Analyst – Exploitation Focus, TS/SCI, Kuwait

Job Title: Mid-Level All-Source Analyst – Exploitation Focus Start working on the Christmas Office Jib Jab on NIPR while hashtagging P of I’s on JWICS..  Trade some protein powder from BodyBuilder.com to the swole up taxi driver to get cheap Thuraya recharge cards Salary:  $100,000($125k if over 330 days: https://www.irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/foreign-earned-income-exclusion-physical-presence-test) Work Location: Kuwait, 12-month deployment Security Clearance: Active Top Secret with SCI Eligibility Education – Associates Degree OR four years of direct relevant […]